Alright everyone, here’s the deal… What’s with all these morons that are constantly moving their cell phones back and forth between their ear and mouth? Seriously folks, just because your phone doesn’t happen to be as long as your face, that doesn’t mean the person on the other end won’t be able to hear you. They’re SUPPOSED to be small! Trust me, I’m pretty sure we have the sufficient technology for a small microphone to pick up your voice despite it being a few inches from your mouth. Besides, who would want to lug around a phone that was the length of your face? Not exactly portable, no? Imagine having to put one of those “Zack Morris phones” in your pocket. Good luck trying to sit down with that thing in the front of your pants. I’ll just leave it at that.
January 14, 2005